Look Like a Beauty; Train Like a Beast.

Kyrsten. 22. Atlanta. KSU. half white. half mexican. poet. psych major. painter. Elevated associated at Pink by Victoria's Secret. Gym rat. zombie slayer. fucking badass.

youngblackandvegan:

lol he dropped that phone like he was in an infomercial 

youngblackandvegan:

lol he dropped that phone like he was in an infomercial 

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so-humorous:

don’t even talk to yourself

so-humorous:

don’t even talk to yourself

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tipslip:

when you accidentally do something really stupid

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#teamtryingtogetmyfuckinglifetogether

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Anonymous said: Would you rather be a sub or eat a sub? Subway got the $5 foot long and those bad boys own me every time (in the bathroom that is) so I am neutral on the matter but I was wondering your take on the subject

Can I eat the sub.. While being a sub? Like.. Having the dude tell me how to eat the sub ..? Like.. “Bite that sandwich as hard as you can! Yeahh.. That’s a good girl!”

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queefyburger:

in need of hickeys and chinese food

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girl:

babe come over

boy:

I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple

girl:

my parents aren't home

boy:

I know

Things I am currently craving

- hot sex
- a warm shower
- milkshake
- cozy blankets
- warm, loving cuddles
- kisses 

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plasticbagvevo:

lameust:

plasticbagvevo:

ketchupday:

plasticbagvevo:

never microwave a caprisun

what did you do

i microwaved a caprisun

following back  

i’m going to microwave you next

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