Anonymous asked: How do I get a girl to look past my love of Chinese fried noodles and see that I'm more than just a delivery boy but more a delivery man! Also I'm 5"7, always wear gold pants, no socks and walk in the hand stand formation 95% of my day
Bruh.. You fucked. lol
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”
team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”
Anonymous asked: How do I get my mom to put dunkaroos in my lunch again? She hadn't don't it in years!! Also I'm 27
well i recently just discovered what dunkaroos are………. sooooooooo
Anonymous asked: Where do babies come from?